This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My blog is my best friend. It is my life. It is where i wank and piss people off.  I must master it as I must master my life.

My blog, without me, is useless. Without my blog, I am useless.  I must blog straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must blog him before he blogs me. I will...

My blog and I know that what counts in the webberwebz is not the posts we compose, the noise of our rants, nor the smoke we blow up people's asses. We know that it is the hits that count. We will get hits...

My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its paragraphs, its punctuation, its stanzas and its verses. I will keep my blog clean and ready, even as I am unclean and randy. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Odin, I swear this creed. My blog and I are the defenders of my asshattery. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

No justice, No peace!