So you're going to be hearing alot of this in the coming days, and then again in perpetuity over the next two years:

"ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU RAT BASTARDS DIDN'T WASH OFF MY OBAMA/BIDEN DOUBLE HEADED DILDO LAST TIME YOU USED IT???!!!!!!"

Ok.  Maybe not THAT, but without a doubt, you're going to be hearing the mantra of "WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS ELECTION!!!"  And when you DO hear that crap, ask yourself "who is WE???".   Think about that long and hard, and try to invest as much thought into THAT question as you do into your current fervency for your favorite fucking political party.

If you have ANY capacity for objectivity or honesty AT ALL, then you'll arrive at the conclusion that "WE" does not include YOU.    Remember that when you step into that voting booth, that those cocksuckers on the TV are BEGGING for your vote, not in a bid to make YOUR life better, but in a bid to keep THEM in a very, very, VERY lucrative JOB.   A job which will bathe them in cash, power, and influence, not just during the time of their elected term, which could very well be the rest of their fucking lives, but well BEYOND their time in office, as they peddle their demagoguery  to the generations of skulls full of mush yet to come.

So as you wave your flag, thrust your copy of the Constitution in the air, and tattoo your #UniteBlue emblem all over your tits, remember that your in service to your favorite politician as you do so.  You're a schill for THEM, they are not working for YOU as you so love to believe.   You're THEIR lapdog, doing THEIR bidding, so THEY can get a fucking paycheck.

You simple minded, deluded fucking saps.