Deep Fried Catholics with a side of Mennonite biscuits

                                              

Evolution naysayers need only watch a few minutes of batshit crazy Sunday morning television to lose their argument.   Pause for a few seconds on any of the hallucination laden snake oil salesmen televangelists and you'll realize that they are pushing the same set of fantasies and lies that have been force fed to humanity for generations.

Cognitive evolution is certainly the ability to see through the delusions, deceptions, fantasies and lies that we once relied upon out of either fear of necessity and come to grips with the fact that the earth is round, it's not 6,000 years old, carnivorous dinosaurs did not live with early man and eat veggies, no one 'rose from the dead', and that there is no "eternal punishment in a lake of fire" for yanking your own pud.

There's an evolutionary branch between the "devout" and "the practical".   I have a hunch that, if we don't start EATING the "devout" soon, that we'll constantly be plagued with their woo woo, which too often creeps into our lives in the form of fucknut crazy legislation in a local and federal government and other mechanisms of intrusion.

I for one will be compiling recipes for Jehovah Lasagna, Catholic biscuits and gravy, and Baptist salad for future use.